The day...that Facebook died
(For best results click and listen to this song while singing along with my lyrics below:

A long long time ago I can still remember how that scrolling used to waste my time and I knew if I had my chance that I could make my fingers dance and maybe, I could zone out, for a while
But March 13th just made me shiver With every post I tried to deliver Bad news on the platform I couldn't chat in that room I'm pretty sure the whole world cried, Failed to comment, but we still tried But something snapped down deep inside
The day that Facebook died So bye bye all my day's wasted time Drove me crazy but my lazy Finally said goodbye And them good ole habits were waiting patiently by Singin' this'll be the day that it dies This'll be the day that it dies Did you forget how to love? And did you lose faith in God above? Just cause Facebook told you so...
Do you believe in those countless hours Spent on a screen while family scowled And can you get those moments back, you know?
Well I know that your addicted too I saw you over on twitter too
We panicked-what to do! Man, I hate what we've turned into! We're lonely gals on social media Pretending we're meeting some needia But I knew we were finally unstuck The day that Facebook died! I started singin' Bye bye all my day's wasted time Drove me crazy but my lazy Finally said goodbye
And them good ole habits were waiting patiently by Singin' this'll be the day that it dies This'll be the day Facebook dies...